I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Let's go together and go to different places and see different things. It'll be fun!- Gon Freaks

God impressed me with this a long time ago: 'Roddy, I will never do anything through you until I have done it to you!'."~R. Alan Woods [1998]

The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work.

Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither.

A downtrodden class... will never be able to make an effective protest until it achieves solidarity.

Biography is the best form of history.

There's a reason every book, even one that isn't very serious, is shaped like a suitcase

I wanted to play saxophone, but all I could get were a few squeaks.

common sense is a very tricky instrument; it is as deceptive as it is indispensable.

What you work hardest at, you love the most.