I never believe facts Canning said nothing was so fallacious as facts except figures.

Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed.

If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

The thing about performance, even if it's only an illusion, is that it is a celebration of the fact that we do contain within ourselves infinite possibilities.

A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling tea-kettle in his hand.

You find people ready enough to do the Samaritan, without the oil and twopence.

A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience.

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style.

Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.

The search for Jesus is about reconciling loss and tragedy to God and us.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.

I wish I could swap closets with Diana Vreeland, but I think only my left thigh would fit into her clothing.

Never sign a valentine with your own name.

I don't plan to attend the inauguration [Donald Trump].

I like cluttered, old, dark-wood antiques. I like character.

The world defines 'waste' very differently than Jesus does.