I never claimed to be famous. Notorious I have always been.

Exercise, not philosophically and with religious gravity undertaken, but the wild romping activities of a spirited girl who runs up and down as though her veins were full of wine.

What worked yesterday doesn't always work today.

If you want to see and feel magic first hand, read a book to your kid before bedtime. —Richard Due

A comedian is better than a politician

I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed.

The amazing thing about the winners is that none of them really felt that they were doing anything special. They just felt like it was the right thing to do.

I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

I think it’s the misperception of addiction and living life on the edge, as if it’s cool.

We like to think of Uber as the cross between lifestyle and logistics, where lifestyle is what you want and logistics is how you get it there.

We have seen better days.