I never considered myself a cowboy, because I wasn't. But I guess when I got into cowboy gear I looked enough like one to convince people that I was.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

You show true friends the ugly--and trust them enough to turn it into something beautiful.

... but in the winter they were ensconced in a white powder of sparkling snow.

In Rome it seems as if there were so many things which are more wanted in the world than pictures.

Those who want to get wet need no umbrella!

I speak in a loud, clear voice and try not to bump into the furniture.

The simplest definition of advertising, and one that will probably meet the test of critical examination, is that advertising is selling in print.

Self-realization is not the awareness that this world is a dream, that's a part of self-realization.

The newspaper fits the reader's program while the listener must fit the broadcaster's program.

You should see me during an action film. I look like an abuse victim.

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.