I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

Trump has to do what Reagan did. Trump's gotta go on the air and tell us what his tax plan is and put it in our faces and put them on the spot. That's what I think he should do.

Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Dreams Are Where It All Begins

People can get information - on entertainment, politics, finance - much easier than before. That will change the way people do business, the way people live.

I've never played for a draw in my life.

People in the land of LaLa look like expensive wax fruit. And they work hard to achieve that look.

There's just some kind of men you have to shoot before you can say hidy to 'em. Even then, they ain't worth the bullet it takes to shoot 'em.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

That cruelty which children are permitted to show to birds and other animals will most probably exert itself on their fellow creatures when at years of maturity.

When you are angry, you make bad decisions in direct proportion to the level of your anger.

Some people in China don't look at freedom of speech as an abstract ideal, but more as a means to an end.