I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

When we do our best to treat others with kindness, it’s often a struggle to determine which actions best express our love and care for ourselves.

You've decided to love me for eternity, I'm still deciding who I want to be today.

There were so many great music and political scenes going on in the late '60s in Cambridge. The ratio of guys to girls at Harvard was four to one, so all of those things were playing in my mind.

Different people have their ways of measuring success, maybe it's not the right way but wrong's what I do best.

And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night.

I have my books and my poetry to protect me

I don't even think of myself as particularly good looking, and not at all a typical kind of Hollywood leading man sort of actor.

In order to possess what you do not possess, you must go by the way of dispossession.

I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.