I never eat before breakfast.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.

Elise Vasquez and I stand shoulder to shoulder, watching the woman we both feel we lost, and may be never really had.

You can walk into your room after walking out through the door, but you cannot come out of your grave after being buried into the soil.

I wish the rock 'n' roll scene to be back in.

At some point in your life, this statement will be true: tomorrow you will lose everything forever.

The most effective 3D movies I have ever seen are the animated movies because they are designed.

By being willing to be a bad artist, you have a chance to be an artist, and perhaps, over time, a very good one.

A frog would leap from a throne of gold into a puddle.

We all have defining moments. It is in these moments that we find our true characters. We become heroes or cowards; truth tellers or liars; we go forward or we go backward.

Thankfully, God's restraining grace keeps even the worst of us from being utterly depraved. The worst people who have ever lived could've been worse.