I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

3. War Peace & Action - 3B.02 LOVE & PEACEHatred goes not by hatred, Violence not by violence, Disappear hatred and violence, By love, understanding, non-violence.[241] - 3B

I couldn't blame anyone for what was in me, because I am, like everyone, populated entirely by myself.

The worst thing is to be born sighted but to lack vision.

Males shouldnt be jealous. Thats a female trait.

Could a dream kill a man? Could it strangle him where he sat sleeping?

When GOD is our deepest pleasure we display Him as our highest treasure.

Technology is all the accumulated usefulness that our minds invent.

Ambition never is in a greater hurry that I; it merely keeps pace with circumstances and with my general way of thinking.

Art is always of fixed, determined solutions - not things that might as well be different.

Two basic rules of life are: 1) Change is inevitable. 2) Everybody resists change.