I never even watched football growing up. I just play the game.

If you align expectations with reality, you will never be disappointed.

Instead of me having a breakdown, I'm focusing on me having a breakthrough.

I think people change, but the media, they never allowed me to change. They never allowed me to be a better person

Life and death. At some point we're gonna leave this world. Do I know when? Absolutely not.

I feel like football players are overworked and underpaid compared to any other sports.

I don't have no friends. I don't want no friends. That's how I feel.

I just feel like with God you can't be defeated.

People have doubted me and criticized me my whole life, and that's why I'm the way I am.

God blessed me to play football.

Jerry (Rice) played until he was 42. At 39, I ran a 4.43 40-yard dash. You look at the number of dropped balls and the way guys are playing now and you can't honestly say I can't do better.

When other people are grieving, the newspaperman turns efficient.

Kyle clapped his hands together. “Goody! The Zoe dates back some 3000 years to when the Greek gods ruled.”“Who’s Zoe?” I interjected.Kyle huffed. “It’s not a who, it’s a what.

Let the other person save face.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

Amidst sorrows, the only thing that enlivens us is optimistic faith. Never lose that faith.

Reputations rise and fall almost as regularly as the tides.

To be a surrealist means barring from your mind all remembrance of what you have seen, and being always on the lookout for what has never been.

Nothing real stands between you and your happiness, only illusion and confusion.

In our fluctuations of feelings, it is well to remember that Jesus admits no change in His affections; your heart is not the compass Jesus saileth by.