I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

That somehow, this insufferable girl would become the one person I am forever, hopelessly, madly drawn to against my will and possibly even my better judgment.

When we will learn to seethere is no you and me.You and me becoming we, in the world peace will be.

Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type.

I believe one of the hardest things you can do is conquer your fears, but if you have a goal, then it's your job to open up and let it be real no matter how scary it seems.

Flourishing is properly the main human end, and flourishing is activity of soul that succeeds in accord with virtue.

Kindness is no virtue, but a common duty.

We get used to things, and we like reading the way we're used to reading.

The ultimate error is the refusal to look evil in the face.

I see people as they really are from a pure point of view.

A man's conscience and his judgment is the same thing; and as the judgment, so also the conscience, may be erroneous.