I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

With a humble heart, great grace abound.

Whenever you deny the hand of Justice, Violence almost always steps in.

I live larger than life.

We have committed the Golden Rule to memory let us now commit it to life.

It's strange, because Long Island is still New York, but the farther you go out on Long Island, the more creepy it gets.

You don't change what you love or you never loved it to begin with.

I feel like every woman is a queen, and we should be treated as such, and we should, you know, sort of request that sort of treatment from others.

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.

If you lack knowledge, go to school. If you lack wisdom, get on your knees.

My dad was a surgeon, my mom a nurse, and they were always out working. I had five sisters and a brother. They didn't care what I got up to.