I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him.

When God forgives a sinner who humbly confesses his sin, the devil loses his dominion over the heart he had taken.

I refuse to repent, and I won't plague myself over what is done and past

In my younger years my dedication may have expressed itself egotistically.

Research is the search of people who don't know what they want.

Voting is easy and marginally useful, but it is a poor substitute for democracy, which requires direct action by concerned citizens.

If aliens did visit us, I'd be embarrassed to tell them we still dig fossil fuels from the ground as a source of energy.

I curl up, make myself smaller, try to disappear entirely. Wrapped in silence, I slide my bracelet that reads 'mentally disoriented' around and around my wrist.

We ought to be grateful that the Universe out there knows no smile.

My American strength coach said he liked me better before I could speak English.