I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!

Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write.

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

Rocher was on the floor, crawling on her stomach toward Jate's feet. "I love you..., " she kept repeating, in a demonic whisper. "I have to show you... my butt.

I want an ending when the woman is happy instead of good.

I don't think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right.

I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.

We don't turn back. We leave no one behind. We pull each other up.

Novel writing is a kind of private pleasure, even if nothing comes of it in worldly terms.

The bigger the game the better. I'm an adrenaline junkie. I feed off big crowds and noise.

Men have no special right because they belong to one race or another: the word man defines all rights.

Our problems are God's opportunities.

Children have to be motivated to want to learn to read. Reading must not be taught simply as a school exercise.

If you're buying something from Chanel, you want it perfect, and delivered on time.