I never had a business plan. I did, actually - I'm lying. My business plan was to get lucky, and I did; that was great. And then my second business plan was to get lucky again, and there, I faltered.

Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal.

I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.

Postman is a media analyst and his theory is that television doesn't influence our culture, but that it is our culture and the presidency and anything that relies on television.

There is no normal life, there's just life. You live it.

I respect people who can do both careers, like Will Smith and a couple of other people who have done it, but I just don't know when they sleep.

I don't make any pretense about being normal. I'm not.

I'm very wary of news on television.

Give me the compliments. I love compliments. I was born modest, but it wore off.

Without deadlines and restrictions I just tend to become preoccupied with other things.

Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that.

Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell, ' he muttered, and I almost giggled.

Success gives in to those who truly desire her.

If you have learned to be good by yourself you will always be.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.

Reject hatred without hating.

My big toe alone is the size of Yorkshire.

My greatest wish is to write in such a manner that all may think they have written it themselves.

The verdict on Prince Metternich will soon be out: An excellent diplomat and a bad politician.

I am not in 'Us Weekly.' I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.

Once in a while I get inspired and finish my act with the hillbilly hoedown.