I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The web and its technologies are digital representations of everything we did before in a more private, bigger, faster and more empowering format than ever before.

Im free - but Im also not free because there are millions of young people living in Iran. A filmmaker can only do a little.

Description of man: dependence, longing for independence, need.

I don't know one Jewish person that doesn't want to have a deal, a good deal, a proper deal, but a really good deal.

It was a high speech of Seneca that "The good things which belong to prosperity are to be wished, but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired."

The choice is: the Universe...or nothing.

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.

It's not enough to have lived. We should be determined to live for something.

Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke.

My principle anguish and the source of all my joys and sorrows from my youth onward has been the incessant, merciless battle between the spirit and the flesh.