I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.

Nature of course is the best guide in the matter of choosing a pursuit.

A man with an invention on which he has spent his life, but has no means to get it developed for the good of humanity - or even patented for himself - must feel the pinch of poverty very acutely.

To the truly benevolent mind, indeed, nothing is more satisfactory than to hear of a miser denying himself the necessaries of life a little too far and ridding us of his presence altogether.

In all highly civilised communities Pretence is prominent, and sooner or later invades the regions of Literature.

The idea of bringing young people up to Literature is doubtless calculated to raise the eyebrows almost as much as the suggestion of bringing them up to the Stage.

A nobler example, because a less personal one, of the pinch of poverty, is when it prevents the accomplishment of some cherished scheme for the benefit of the human race.

The fact is, if a young man is naturally indolent, the spur of necessity will drive him but a very little way, while the having enough to live upon is often the means of preserving his self-respect.

For my part, I do not much believe in the predilections of boyhood.

A great philosopher has stated that the worst evil of poverty is, that it makes folks ridiculous; by which, I hope, he only means that, as in the above case, it places them in incongruous positions.

Some Critics on the Hearth are not only good-natured, but have rather too high, or, if that is impossible, let us say too pronounced, an opinion of the abilities of their literary friends.

When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way

Men may die, but the fabrics of free institutions remains unshaken.

Bragging often precedes begging.

I have no desire to prolong uncertainty.

We older women in Europe are lucky not to be shoved away in a drawer.

Being horrible in a big film is a quicker nosedive than doing an obscure film and making no money.

I know I'm not musically talented.

Better ten days of love than years of regretting.

I was always a self-proclaimed poor slider.