I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Keeping or holding on to a concept shows belief but building or adding to it shows confidence and depth of character.

Three essential keys (FAITH, HOPE and LOVE) will open the Heavens door.

Racism, Dr. Sam. I worry for my kids about racism. Racism doesn't appear to take holidays or time off. What can I do about this stuff?

I'm afraid the 'Doctor Who' door is probably closed because of me being in 'Torchwood.'

Equality today means ‘sameness’, rather than ‘oneness’.

When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.

write what readers want to read, which isn’t necessarily what you want to write.

You need to check out his body using your super Spidey Otherworld senses.

None of this was written to hurt anybody's feelings.

For all we know, we know nothing.