I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

He said, I've been coming for you on a hard road. I'm never letting you go. Never.

It is said that there is never a girl born who ever grew older than eighteen in her heart. The shroud that covers this free spirit is woven by the complex threads of society.

Balance sheets bore me. I suspect if figures had excited me I would have gone into the city and now be a lot wealthier.

Ignorance has no beginning, but it has an end. There is a beginning but no end to knowledge.

My look was even more solidified when I started singing in Greenwich Village with my sister Lucy. We wore matching dresses as the Simon Sisters.

The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned.

Each night I lie down in a graveyard of memories. Moonlight spins a shroud about me.

As I don't know about tomorrow, I never save the best for later.

Gods have many faces.

We can change our circumstances by a mere change of our attitude.