I never have lunch because it makes me foggy-headed.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

Maybe it’s time to set aside intellectualism and experience the wonders of things that can’t be explained.

Can one talk about the ocean to a frog in a well or about the divine to people who are restricted by their concepts?

Do I consider myself a part of the casino capitalist process? No I don't. I believe in a society where all people do well.

Being sexy is inside of you. It's a confidence thing and learning how to embrace your flaws because everybody has their issues and things that they don't like about themselves.

I've had tinnitus for about ten years, and since I started protecting my ears it hasn't got any worse - touch wood.

After you manage the Yankees for 12 years, it's really tough to envision going somewhere else. But then the Dodgers called.

And then it was the kind of dark your eyes never adjust to.

I am thankful to the Nobel committee for recognising the plight of millions of children who are suffering in this modern age

People are not here to meet your expectations.

When you leave it to chance, then all of a sudden you don't have any more luck.