I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

There is more to the human mind than its evolutionary heritage.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

I don't think Jesus was an exclusivist. He said, and we believe, that He is the unique representation of God in the world. But that doesn't mean this is the only way God can work.

To read is to voyage through time.

We play melodic music, we play songs, we play all kinds of things and when you improvise you don't just shut out different languages, you use all the languages that you have.

All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead.

I loved all the world's mythologies.

They're betting on how long I'll live!' I burst out. 'They're not my friends!

Say, "I can do everything ." "Even if poison of a snake is powerless if you can firmly deny it."

It's great to be black in Hollywood. When a black actor does something, it seems new and different just by virtue of the fact that he's black.