I never killed a man I didn't have to.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

It is not about the building, but about what the building can produce.

My teeth ache, my gums hurt, and my cat is tearing me apart, wanting you in every way imaginable. Your body. Your magic. Your fire spirit. Your blood.

When you feel terribly angry, you're possessed by anger ghost.

Snowy winter, a plentiful harvest.

The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

Hitler is a shy and friendly man with artistic tastes and gifts.

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

People like being alike, joining up, and being part of something.

There are, indeed, things that cannot be put into words. They make themselves manifest. They are what is mystical.

My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.