I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Passion Has No Paperwork

I feel like nothing is impossible.

Better the feet slip then the tongue.

Happiness is not by chance, but by choice.

When I was a teenager, I learned that in order to play guitar like Johnny Ramone, it takes a huge amount of physical effort.

Art should be concerned more with life than with art.

I think the messiness and embodied nature of modern life just produces an enhanced signal for our attention.

Set not your heart upon the world, since God hath not made it your portion.

Death is the black backing on the mirror that allows us to see anything at all.

Requiring a lot of time does not make a task important.