I never like seeing myself on screen.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination.

The theory was simple: If a man had enough sense to accumulate a bunch of cash, then he would certainly make a worthy U.S senator.

There can never be equality, so long the heavens have decided together with the darkness in the heart of men, such idealistic desire will never come to fruition.

Language is the apparel in which your thoughts parade before the public.

Equal and exact justice to all men, of whatever state or persuasion.

Dear Gris, if there's one thing I can't abide it's a bad poet.

People should go where they are not supposed to go, say what they are not supposed to say, and stay when they are told to leave.

Dress is an index of your contents.

Anything worth doing is worth 100%.

Gladly we desire to make other men perfect, but we will not amend our own fault.