I never liked to be pigeon-holed and I never liked people to think that they know who I am. I like to keep people guessing.

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.

A fool sees himself as another, but a wise man sees others as himself.

Remember, the greater the opportunity, the fewer are those who see it.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

IPL does not allow Pakistani players because they are dangerous.

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy

Life is fragile. We're not guaranteed a tomorrow so give it everything you've got.

Maintenance and resupply are the backbone of any military.

Our first show, A Little Nightmare Music, encompasses a lot of zany humor with beautiful classical music.

If you’re worried about giving your secrets away, you can share your dots without connecting them.

Everybody just needs to realize that when you write something you're just in one mood. I was told I needed to write it and it was overdue; I don't even remember what day it was.

The movie industry had it better in the '30s and '40s, in terms of gender equality, than it does now, both in payment and in job ratios. It's ludicrous. Are we in the modern world, or what?

Exaggerated history is poetry, and truth referred to a new standard.

I will take my coffee black / never snack / hang with the wolves who are sheepish.

When I moved to L.A., I was penniless, absolutely beyond broke and in debt up to my eyeballs.

He looks at you like... like you're something to eat.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.