I never looked at bread the same way again

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

If anarchy is chaos, and chaos is war, why wasn't a single war started by anarchists?

When is the last time you got angry at someone treating you with respect?

....because injustice promote brutal and brutality alike.

Nature is thought immersed in matter. . .

Unless you understand the history of a situation, you can't ever hope to solve problems.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.[only if the past was better...if it was worse then you feel good that life is getting better]

I love you much most beautiful darling more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky.

The universities will ask for money back so they can put their name on the side of a building without fully educating athletes .

I don't think you learn how to act. You learn how to use your emotions and feelings.

Let us learn to skillfully draw good out of what would otherwise cause us harm.