I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

You stop worrying about things, just go with the ones you like, and there you'll find happiness and joy.

It takes a rare person to care the same or more about you than themselves. So, until you find that person, please look after yourself.

Vocal cords are not rental units. No Hebrew prophet, nor Mohammed, nor any founder of any cult or religion ever spoke the words of anybody but themselves.

Say what you want to say, and let the words fall out. Honestly, I wanna see you be brave!

You have never looked in the eyes of someone who does not matter to God.

Most actors want to sink their teeth into amazing material.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

Women are special custodians of all that is pure and religious in life.

Let whatsoever will or can befall me, I will surely cleave by my sweet Savior Christ Jesus, for in Him am I baptized; I can neither do nor know anything but only what He has taught me.

Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.