I never met a pet I didn't like.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die

Fashion wasn't what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Shut up and write.

You may never get back this life, so do something in this lifetime worthy of celebration.

I'm the way the truth and the life. Only through me you will go to the father.

There is one act par excellence which profanes money by going directly against the law of money, an act for which money is not made. That act is giving.

The problem with education is school.

All power appears only in transition. Permanent power is stuff.

Selling more stuff to more people more often for more money more efficiently

The only way I'm keeping my hands off her is if I'm dead. Find another way to fix us.

Buddhism is a heresy on Hinduism. It was Hinduism that did the dirty work for Buddhism, by the time Buddha came along priest-craft was an ancient tradition in India.

Difficulty is the nurse of greatness.