I never pay any attention to figures.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

She would see it as betrayal. Nothing more. Nothing less.

I may not have wings, but my hands do a better job in wiping away the tears anyway.

I am a better person when I let myself have the time for romance and for love.

It would be a miracle, for example, if I dropped a stone and it rose upwards. But is it no miracle that it falls to the ground?

Our faith becomes stronger as we express it; a growing faith is a sharing faith

The mob's not coming back in the Teamsters Union. We've gotten rid of them, and we're free to be free of government supervision.

If you are the boss it's wise to remember that there are lots of things you don't know and lots of people who hope you won't find out.

Iran is the greatest national security threat America faces. Russia does continue to battle us in the U.N. time and time again. I have clear eyes on this.

I am an apolitical Prime Minister. Apart from elections, I don't get involved into politics ever.

Habits are changed by practicing new behaviors, and this is true for mental habits as well.