I never quite understood the question that says, is the glass half empty or half full? What’s the difference? Eventually it’ll end up empty and in the trash.

It's and old, old story: I had a friend and we shared everything, and then she died and so we shared that, too.

In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.

I'm not as shy as everybody makes me out to be.

Maybe the best things about celebrity are the things like being able to get that seat on the plane that you wouldn't normally get, but that's kind of like cheating.

Genius is only a superior power of seeing.

In politics, there is no use looking beyond the next fortnight.

Sincerity guarantees nothing but itself.

I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.

In March I had a minor heart attack while I was vacationing in Australia. it scared me, but it was nothing compared to what someone had in store for me down the road.

Alcmaeon was the first to define the difference between man and animals, saying that man differs from the latter in the fact that he alone has the power of understanding.