I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Falling in love IS bizarre and creepy

The puppet thinks: It's not so much what they make me do as their hands inside me.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

[ Donald Trump] deference to the president [Barack Obama] whose legitimacy he questioned.

I'm singing for the love of it/Have mercy on the man who sings to be adored.

Man's external form, marvellously constructed, is not much as compared with the divine soul that dwells inside that structure.

Forgiveness is choosing to love. It is the first skill of self-giving love.

Dr. Martin Luther King is not a black hero. He is an American hero.

Shortest straw pulls the skunk's tail.

I look at Liv Tyler and think 'It's not fair', because I can't find a flaw on her. And on top of that she seems nice, so it's really not fair.