I never said becoming the slayer would be a field trip to a Justin Bieber concert.

Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice in Wonderland would say…

Once a generation there is a girl born who is destined to slay the vampires.

So not only do I have to go out and fight evil villains, I have to take up woodworking, too?

Once bitten, totally smitten.

Eternity is a long time and it doesn't always work out that way, " Jareth says, a bit bitterly. "It's worse to love someone and then lose them, then to never love at all.

I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat.

SPIDER: I guess you’ve got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I’ve got a stake, LOL.

It seems when Opportunity knocks, Fate shows up to open the door.

It is impossible to read this opening paragraph without an involuntary feeling of religious awe

Of course we have compassion. We just don't believe the safety net should be used as a hammock.

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

Sure, I'd take the responsibility of queen any day.

all my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off.

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

We have the greatest negotiators in the world, we have the greatest business people in the world, we don't use them. We use political hacks. So we have a trade deficit of almost $800 billion.

Did I ever say an engagement was an elephant, madam?

Hence I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up under the weight.