I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

When she left me I stood out in the thunderstorm, hoping to be destroyed by lightning. It missed, first left, then right.

The Dharma Path is to keep walking forward. But the true Dharma has no going forward, no going backward, and no standing still.

They say I teach brutal football, but the only thing brutal about football is losing.

My mom had me when she was 16, and I was an only child, which is probably why I received a lot of love and didn't miss that my father wasn't around.

I must go home periodically to renew my sense of horror.

Vast numbers of human beings must cooperate in this manner if they are to live together as a smoothly functioning society.

If anyone steps on your ego, instantly, he becomes your enemy. But a Guru is a friend who constantly tramples your ego.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.

I think that game is a testament to what happens when you put no ceiling to what you're capable of doing.