I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.

A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them.

All the food that is put into the stomach that the system cannot derive benefit from, is a burden to nature in her work.

The Commonwealth is a vital and positive partnership between countries striving to develop trade relations and promote democracy and human rights, united by shared values.

That's the funny thing about cinema, it is an intellectual medium, but it's also sort of anti-intellectual.

Pass legislation. When Obama signs, you've shown seriousness and the ability to govern. When he vetoes, you've clarified the differences between party philosophies and prepared the ground for 2016.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.

Providence is the perpetuity and continuance of creation.

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

For the Jedi, there is no emotion; there is peace.