I never saw a Purple Cow I never hope to see one: But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Most people never realize that loneliness is a gift from God. Not only can it draw us closer to Jesus, it can teach us to cherish a long-awaited marriage relationship all the more.

I think the only necessary conclusion is that we are too beautiful, because being not beautiful at all just doesn't make sense.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

I want to touch the world through my performances on screen but also off screen.

Doesn't every encounter with God only cause us to thirst for Him more?

I've long been really intrigued with what is the ... proper role of faith and religion in public life.

A mad man sees what he sees.

No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?

You can't believe one thing and do another. What you believe and what you do are the same thing.

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.