I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Most people play the role that belongs to someone else

The touchstone of everything that can be concluded as a law for a people lies in the question whether the people could have imposed such a law on itself.

Take a deep breathe and thanks for everything you have.

I'm-A-God-Look-At-Me.

Having been unable to strengthen justice, we have justified strength.

If you are dyslexic, your eyes work fine, your brain works fine, but there is a little short circuit in the wire that goes between the eye and the brain. Reading is not a fluid process.

Noon - is the Hinge of Day-.

Passion drives perfection.

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

...all things speak, in their way, don't they?