I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.

Part of being a feminist is giving other women the freedom to make choices you might not necessarily make yourself.

Don't wait around for someone else to tell your story. Do it yourself by whatever means necessary.

I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am.

I quit acting when I was 11 because I was cast as a bouncing ball in 'Alice in Wonderland,' and I felt slighted and wounded.

Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.

Survivors are so often re-victimized by a system that demands they prove their purity and innocence.

The people accusing me of being productive don't know how hard it is for me to just bend my elbow sometimes.

Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put.

Do not allow me to forget you

Work Hard Until You No Longer Have To Introduce Yourself.

I serve the God of Isaiah 45:7 so when the darkness comes who gets your praises?

[To organize a school] looks much more difficult in theory than it does in practice.

No one has a right to hoard things which he cannot use.

As every season seems best to us in its turn, so the coming in of spring is like the creation of Cosmos out of Chaos and the realization of the Golden Age.

The accusing spirit, which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blushed as he gave it in; and the recording angel as he wrote it down dropped a tear upon the word and blotted it out forever.

I am - since I was a child - curious about everything. I like to look at how things work and why people are the way they are.

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

Sometimes a question can hurt more than an answer.