I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

The habits of a vigorous mind are born in contending with difficulties.

I don't think we [with Kate DiCamillo] intended to write a book about friendship, I think we intended to write a book about two friends.

I want to be just like Steph when I grow up.

I can never quite trust anybody anymore.

I was the lead in two musicals, and I took dance classes.

What good is knowledge if it just floats in the air? It goes from computer to computer. It changes and grows every second of every day. But nobody actually knows anything.

Heaven is important, but its not the end of the world.

Once I win, everyone will know who my instructor is in mixed martial arts.

I get so frustrated when people tell me it's unrealistic to create an eight-month emergency savings fund, or have money saved for a home down payment, or pay off their $5,000 credit card balance.

You can't stand to see your neighbor getting rich. You know you're smarter than he is and he's doing these things and he's getting rich.