I never stopped making pictures. There were times when more of my income was coming from other sources, and I had to devote more time to television and movies and records.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

To be able to get up and be in my studio and work all day is a great joy.

I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Or maybe it's just that beautiful things are so easily broken by the world.' - Jocelyn

If there were two enemies hating each other for a long time, to me, the winner would be the one who finally has the courage to forgive.

Gold like the sun, which melts wax, but hardens clay, expands great souls.

I always say the time to worry about flying is when you're on the ground. If you don't trust the captain, don't go.

Americans practice different faiths in churches, synagogues, mosques and temples. And many good people practice no faith at all.

I am not primarily an entrepreneurial businessman. I'm primarily a playboy philosopher.

If you want to be Mark Spitz then go for it. If you want to be Michael Phelps then you'll have to work for it. Nobody should wake up to a lower expectation of themselves.

What is leadership, after all, but the blind choice of one route over another and the confident pretense that the decision was based on reason

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

Trust the expert. -Experto credite