I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Better mistrust undeserved than rash words.

...this initiation ceremony, known as 'signing the Official Secrets Act', has no legal force; everyone is bound by the Act whether they sign the form or not.

RZA is one of the most unique individuals and rap artists that I have worked with.

There must be another way, if only because there has to be.

I am an obsessive flyer, myself.

When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free.

When I first went to prison, I was even questioning where, God, where are you?

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

I never wanted to be commissioned to paint portraits. I like to choose my own subject and make a character study from it.

The anxiety of most parents in seeing their sons and daughters enlist does not lie only in the fear of the physical dangers they may encounter.