I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

Memories come to mind like excavated statuesthat have misplaced their heads.

All beings desire pleasure, a surcease of need or want, and there is no shame in that.

How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

The most noble of all pursuits is to be enlightened, to know truth, to have knowledge and yet be beyond even truth and knowledge, to be God.

One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.

It is with rivers as it is with people: the greatest are not always the most agreeable nor the best to live with.

I also won one from the emperor of Japan, with a prize for the arts. That's important.

War is the usual condition of Europe.

Literature is the question minus the answer.