I never thought I'd fall madly in love with literature.

Make friends not enemies. Compliment do not criticize. Like.

Having the courage to stand up for yourself is like bringing swords to a stick fight.

To any artist, worthy of the name, all in nature is beautiful, because his eyes, fearlessly accepting all exterior truth, read there, as in an open book, all the inner truth.

Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.

A scholar is just a library's way of making another library.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Stephen King has the exact ability that Charles Dickens had. To get to his readers in spite of or despite anything the reviews say.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

Cunning has effect from the credulity of others, rather than from the abilities of those who are cunning. It requires no extraordinary talents to lie and deceive.

Culture Clash Dylan says when I meet his mother today I shouldn't mention that I'm Jewish. I say okay, but can I tell her about the HIV postive thing? He gives me a look. I give him one back