I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

You speak as if I actually have a soul. As if mine wasn’t ripped from me by lies and betrayal.

Silence can often be more disturbing than noise, it reveals the complicated mechanism of our thoughts

She shrieks above the din. "If you wish a battle, I shall give it. I am the last of my kind. I shall not lie down without a fight.

In jealousy there is more of self-love than love.

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

I'm a much better filmmaker than painter. But studying it did make me visually acute and taught me lessons like being economic: Say something once and you don't have to say it again.

The Statue of Liberty's gender changed nothing. It was the same here as anywhere: men and their wars.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

The real harvest of life is the outworking of the internal. If there's nothing in there, there's nothing to work out.

It's hard to find logic in things sometimes. That's why I can't analyze things too much, because it often doesn't make much sense.