I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing

Milk Duds kept me going.

The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now. I think it's out of control

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I think at the end of a show, you have to walk out with a message. That's my hardest struggle right now; that's what I'm working towards.

I love improvisation.

As an actor, you have to have your history.

John Cusack is a dream. I did one one-on-one scene with him and we got to shoot it so many times, and he did it different every time.

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day.

Sin also affects the conscience, until one becomes slow to detect the approach of sin.

There is a big difference between being lonely and being alone. I am alone when I write, but I am rarely lonely.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

I used to waterski on the Niagara River.

In a very real sense, we are the authors of our own lives.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.

It's interesting to leave a place, interesting even to think about it. Leaving reminds us of what we can part with and what we can't, then offers us something new to look forward to, to dream about.