I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

...once you express your will, the Universe will conspire with each and every atom to help you reach your destiny.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form.

We really practice music and work really hard. Sometimes we'll leave at six in the morning, and we started at three the day before.

God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness.

The only bad meditation is when you don't meditate.

I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name.

The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally.

I had a really nice childhood; I had great parents. I earned my allowance by washing dishes, and in the summer I earned my allowance by working in daddy's garden.

I'm pretty focused on what I do. I think directing is a very specific talent, and I'm not real big on putting puzzles together, which is basically what a film is.

She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.