I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

A diamond earns its sparkle from the pressure it endures.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Not to get what you have set your heart on is almost as bad as getting nothing at all.

The scriptures hold the keys to spiritual protection.

We all need a firm sense of identity.

Being a wife and a mother is very gratifying, but it's not a creative expression and that's something I need to be happy.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

Let me hear your body talk.

You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might.

Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.