I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I renounce the higher harmony altogether. It's not worth the tears of that one tortured child who...prayed..with...unexpiated tears to 'dear, kind God!

In love, a divine self manifest.

Nothing from man's hands, nor law, nor constitution, can be final. Truth alone is final.

Topher Grace is a really smart guy, and he really thinks about [acting].

You'll never get to be a saint if you deny the bit of the devil in you.

At fifty everyone has the face he deserves.

We [Elbow] have had some luck with media syncs in film and on TV. We'd love to do a soundtrack with a really cool director.

It is in times of great tragedy when the true spirit of our wonderful country unites as one.

surrenderin is unimaginably more dangerous than struggling for survival!

Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine.