I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

You can beat a man to death with a crystal /Or build him shelter with the butt of a pistol

I want to congratulate all the men out there who are working diligently to be good fathers whether they are stepfathers, or biological fathers or just spiritual fathers.

The most interesting legal philosophy is German, so naturally I went to Germany, particularly to Berlin, quite a bit.

With a canvas I'm a group of seven. A migraine, take two Excedrin.

We must pray for more prayer, for it is the world's mightiest healing force.

The ads all call me fearless, but that's just publicity. Anyone who thinks I'm not scared out of my mind whenever I do one of my stunts is crazier than I am.

If you really believe in yourself, you cannot listen to other people.

One has no right to form ideals of people, and then, because they don't justify them, become bitter.

Why is this happening to me? Why am I having such a difficult time? One answer is that life is supposed to be difficult! It’s what enables us to grow. Remember, earth is not heaven!

It is ten thousand times cheaper to pay the best spies lavishly than even a tiny army poorly.