I never wanted to sing. I just wanted to play rhythm guitar - hide in the back and just play.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I hate myself, and I want to die

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

The worst crime is faking it.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

Darwin's Theory of Evolution is the worst way to explain the mysteries of life, except for Creationism.

Education is what you get from reading the small print

Life takes us to unexpected places sometimes. The future is never set in stone, remember that.

Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I'm not a fetishist but I love to do shoes.

leave it to him to get messed up with deaths little girl

It’s not when you press the shutter, but why you press the shutter.

When you find your way you cannot be scared. You need to be brave enough to take wrong steps. The deceptions, failures, lack of enthusiasm, are tools that God places in our way to reveal the path.

But every jet of chaos which threatens to exterminate us is convertible by intellect into wholesome force. Fate is unpenetrated causes.

Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies. Now I really like it.

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. This literally turns a failure into a success.