... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Then come here, " he said, a bit redundantly, as he had already pulled her with him into an armchair and curled her up in his arms. "Tell me what I can do to help you feel be

The economy is in ruins! Bottom line? Good management will defeat a bad economy.

My favorite cast member of 'Scandal' is Josh Malina.

One of the things is that in times of severe disorder, you can't worry about the dead, only the living.

Meaning comes from the correspondence between the code and its execution, and the compact underlying structure of the world and its dynamics.

When someone has tried to please you, it is rude, as well as disheartening, to respond by announcing that the effort was a failure.

little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.

I'm going with the understanding that I've done my duty.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.

Hugh Grant is the main man. He's the number one romantic comedy man in the world.