I never went out looking for glory.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

God has called us to something vastly bigger than our happiness or that of our children.

His hatred for her was now as solid as the boards he lay on, as the stones ringing the firepit.

Even choosing to do nothing is still making a choice.

My mentoring program is pretty specific, it's about self-empowerment, about being able to find solutions through teamwork. That's one of my first goals.

I don't think balance is something you get from someone else; it's something women have to find from within. For me, finding balance is still a work in progress.

The safest place to be is always halfway into your future, without even knowing what it is.

Keep a stiff upper chin.

I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.

I always knew that I wanted to be a writer. I think I was six or seven when I learned how to read, and I still remember it.

I'm so lucky. I've met a lot of famous people.